星期四, 3月 01, 2007

波叔出城!

波叔出城好笑程度簡直滿分!

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劇情介紹(Yahoo影評): 「波叔」話自己係一名來自哈薩克的新聞記者,據說,他靠著賣炸彈給鄰國,先籌到5,000美金咁多,從家鄉走到老遠的美國,拍攝一齣騎呢紀錄片。「波叔」踏步美國即周圍搞搞震,屎尿屁飛雞走狗乜都出齊,不斷呼攏美國人出洋相,並用攝影機錄低每一刻,搞野過「笑笑小電影」。一次意外令「波叔」認識到電視螢幕中的波霸彭美拉,「波叔」即時迷戀著她,仲決定要闖關荷里活,結識這位「新歡」,同她交歡成親……《波叔出城》粗俗而不低俗,被譽為年度最爆笑喜劇。

Sacha Baron Cohen 果然是一代笑匠, 這套戲的每一個笑位都計算精準, 既有王晶式的屎尿屁低俗橋段, 也有異常英式的頷首微笑, 甚至有大量嘲笑政治的辛辣之語.
像是他在牛仔大會上的一段支持反恐戰爭的發言, 足以笑死政治評論家:
甚麼: 祝願美國的恐怖戰爭(War of terror, 不是Bush聲稱的War on terror 喔~)武運昌隆!
希望布殊能痛飲伊拉克人的血液, 從士兵到平民到小孩, 直到伊拉克的沙漠上連蠍子毛也沒一條.
如果你對美國政治以及國際關係認識不足, 那是肯定沒有我笑的這般大聲的 :D

評分: 9/10 笑死!

附上哈薩克斯坦共和國國歌,請起立欣賞 :


Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

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